Hrolf's Words of Wisdom

by Sir Hrolf Arnorsson

1) There are three things a man should own up to; a child, a killing and excessive flatulence.

2) Never underestimate they stupidity or cupidity of those you visit overseas.

3) If your feet are too cold at night, wear a hat to bed. If they are too hot, don't sleep so close to the fire.

4) Never take a fat man prisoner.

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